State of the Union [Super Crappy to be Honest]

Anything to make watching the State of the Union address tonight more fun is always welcome. Rachel Maddow from Air America Radio is attempting to continue the Air American traditional State of the Union drinking game which she has renamed "The Rachel Maddow Show State of the Union Drinking Game Which Can Also Be Played With Fried Foods If You Don't Drink" or TRMSSOTUDGWCABPWFFIYDD. Here are the rules:
When the following words or phrases are used take a drink as indicated-

• the union is strong!
• nuke-yuh-ler
• nuclear (noo KLEE urr) -- BONUS -- DOUBLE
• cutting the deficit in half in 3 years
• ethics
• bribery
• abramoff -- BONUS -- RUN OUTSIDE INTO STREET AND SCREAM

So be sure to have something to eat or drink close by as well as pillows or other soft items you can throw at the TV with minimal damage to the TV set. Unfortunately he can't hear me when I scream and cuss and he doesn't feel it when I practically knock the TV off of it's stand. We actually have a nice TV this year so all the more reason to keep the items soft, though I'm not sure if including alcohol in the mix is such a great idea.